Category: No Laughing Matter
Size Zero Economy
Size zero is the contemporary fad. Your potbelly wife, struggling models, overage heroines, all want to be zero-sized. Because you crave for that and with your wish granted the Nepali economy has now come to a real good shape of zero, and anyone surviving in it can only be skinny. You know the reason.
Rise Of Generation-J Who After CJ? DJ, RJ Or VJ?
Nepal has entered in the new era after CJ (Chief Justice) is made the head of government. Some people may not be very happy with this. However, many especially DJ (Disc Jockeys), RJ (Radio Jockeys), VJ (Video Jockeys) are very happy as they think that after CJ the role to head of the government may fall on the shoulders of DJ, RJ or VJs.
Poems By Professionals
Nepal’s business community has now ample time for rejuvenated aesthetic sense and cascading creativity as there is no business, no money and virtually no work as country reels under seemingly never-ending uncertainty.
New Financial Lexicon
Without certain dedicated abbreviations, terms and jargons, no modern sector appears trendy and modern. The financial services definitely cannot fall behind in this innovative venture. What they were originated for and what exactly they have started to mean now is indeed a linguistic feast to cheer for.
Welcome To ‘Baburo Airways’ Comrades And Commanders!
Welcome to our own Nepal’s pride, Baburo Bhattarai Airways. Captain Baburo Bhattarai welcomes you onboard this flight bound to New Delhi. Our passengers can be fully assured that this flight will land nowhere but on this preannounced destination. Passengers are requested not to be confused with the uncertainty of flight and future of another namesake Airways.
No Laughing Matter December 2012
The only person who has turned absolutely jealous over the viral fever like spread of popularity of the Gangnam Style dance of South Korean pop star Park Jae-sang, popularly known as Psy, is our own Prime Minister Dr BRB. BRB’s impatience and anger have doubled since he heard that British Prime Minster Cameroon too has learnt these 1X1X2=1X3 dance steps, and the Gangnam video broke all previous records with close to 900 million views on YouTube by November end.
The Festive Prescription
For Nepalis, every bit in life is celebration. Sixth day of the birth is a ceremony, then comes naming ceremony. That is followed by rice-feeding, sacred-thread wearing and marriage ceremonies. Then there are ceremonies at different age points of the person. And finally there is death which is again observed as a ceremony and that too follows a ceremony every year – called Shraddha. You or your kith and kin invite all your loved ones, eat drink and enjoy in these ceremonies.
Fear Of Futures Contracts
Bravo for a perspective which has understood business not as a risk taking game but an operation to be run in mercy and at the mark charted by the state.
The Magic Of Poverty Cards
If some business people are yet out of this poverty bracket, they will soon fall into it as industries are closing, foreign investors are running away and political crisis deepens every other day.
E-merged Banks
Nepal’s banks are now e-merging in very high pace by merging among themselves. As the central bank forced them to merge, they thought it appropriate to merge in emergency than to immerse in the pool of problems slowly.
